• How ritzy is MV? The homeless guy collecting tin cans from the trash wears rubber gloves. To protect his manicure? #
• Two hours of insomnia so far. Will try sleep again soon. #

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• I would kill for some half decent coffee at this point. Maxwell House owns this part of the world. #
• My first royal decree: all touristy areas shall have plenty of fluff n fold places available. #

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• How do you explain to kids why that shop is named “Spank the Monkey”? #
• I look at a map and think, Oh noes! This drive will take forever! And it takes five minutes. I think distances are shorter here. #
• Just ordered a cranberry juice and vodka and said, “I can’t remember the name.” The waitress burst out laughing. #

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