Nobody Knows Anything

• @moryan I admit you almost had me unfollowing you after that tweet. in reply to moryan #

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• Would like minions to chop wood and carry water for her today, please. #
• @terpcj I'm saying Please to the universe. It's a good day for minions if I let them live. in reply to terpcj #
• @moryan Wow. Just…zomg. in reply to moryan #
• Dear NBC: Chuck S.3 has started. It is not on iTunes yet. Please let me pay you $, or I will do illegal things. This is Econ 101. #
• Srsly, NBC: it's a show about an Uber-Nerd. Do. The. Math. and put it on iTunes. <smacks forehead> I'm talking to NBC about logic? #chuck #

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• @HitFixDaniel I'd settle for any TV personalities learning to be polite. in reply to HitFixDaniel #
• @televisionary I have my popcorn ready. Please have those tweetin' fingers in shape! in reply to televisionary #
• The 9yo to the 7yo: "I believe THAT is what you call 'epic fail.'" #
• RT @ebertchicago: CES 30 years ago. 600,000 Americans have VCRs! You can get Atlanta on your TV! http://j.mp/6MLqlL #
• In my desire to avoid using "very," evidently I've moved to "pretty." I'm going to do an auto-replace with "damn" and have done with it. #
• <checks watch> Yup, it's 2010, and there are still people who don't understand phone/computer etiquette in cafes. HEADPHONES, PLEASE. #
• Is considering finding some quality calories today, but will probably talk herself out of it. #
• @moryan You're a rabblerouser! in reply to moryan #

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• Go Team Atheist Ireland! They make me proud of my forebears: http://www.atheist.ie/2010/01/25-blasphemous-quotations/ #
• 6 kids playing Dr Who. The cherubic 2yo yelling: "You are the enemy of the Daleks! Exterminate!" The Daleks conquer thru cuteness. #
• @mopie Do you actually get high while writing? Do you find it helps? I can't write worth a damn even after a glass of wine. in reply to mopie #
• "We could fit an 85-inch TV in our living room!" Words you just don't wanna hear from your mate. #
• @ToniMcGeeCausey @Terri_Molina I think she means with actual guns. in reply to ToniMcGeeCausey #

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• @terpcj Reminds me of the Steve Martin joke: "How do you become a millionaire? First…get a million dollars." in reply to terpcj #

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• @hawaii Just so you know, that's cheaper than unleaded here in Silicon Valley! in reply to hawaii #
• Okay, hivemind: am looking for best website design software for Mac. Must handle Wordpress and CSS. Suggestions? #
• Just discovered that AT&T charged her for texts going in AND out, and for texts sent to other AT&T customers. Huh. #
• My AT&T customer service rep just told me he uses Verizon. #
• Now I remember: when I first got an iPhone, I got the "unlimited AT&T texting" feature. They did away with that with the 3G and 3GS. #
• So, do I just bite the bullet and go for unlimited texting? After all, this is our only phone (bill) now. Wow, do I hate American telcos. #
• @moryan When I know *I* could run a major network better… we need words beyond "epic." And "fail." We're past "spectacular" now. in reply to moryan #
• @xeney You really will miss this. They will start watching shows *you* don't understand and they won't explain them… in reply to xeney #

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• Great analysis! RT @monkeyseeblog: In which we consider how abandoning the male gaze made #bigbangtheory what it is. http://bit.ly/4VEOzj #
• @wonkybutt I guess you're no elitist film nerd. Srsly, my no 1 Hwd pet peeve: women exist only as objects for men w/o independent existence. in reply to wonkybutt #
• @ebertchicago He insists on watching every time they have sex, just to be sure. in reply to ebertchicago #

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• @alisonkent It does seem to be poorly named. in reply to alisonkent #
• Still amazed that people who know nothing about cell phone tech, hardware, software, UI, and biz realities consider themselves pundits. #
• @terpcj One of these days I'm going to have to accept as truth that I know much more than these people do. in reply to terpcj #
• Matt Smith seems a suitably oddball Doctor in this trailer for the new DW series: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnPUF8an-XE #
• @terpcj If only I could find a way of making that pay. in reply to terpcj #
• @MonkeySmash You don't like it? He'll take some getting used to, but I'm intrigued. (Haven't watched End of Time yet.) in reply to MonkeySmash #
• I wanna write film summaries for Comcast! http://bit.ly/8NInht #

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• Anyone know where to get Luzianne tea bags around these here parts? #
• I'm at Los Gatos Public Library in Los Gatos, CA http://gowal.la/s/26Da #
• @jonrog1 Watching Leverage S1. "Cakemaker of Kiev" now my favorite phrase to describe a situation. #
• @sepinwall I feel this is a Stonecutters' item: "Stone of Shame, Stone of Triumph, Snuggie of Irony." in reply to sepinwall #

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• @terpcj My addition to that list: "The iPod had not yet been created, let alone introduced." in reply to terpcj #
• @sepinwall Should they be together if she isn't watching "Chuck" already? in reply to sepinwall #
• Most popular greeting at Mission Dolores: "Fourth grader?" #
• Sometimes it's easy to forget how much fun the 9yo girl and I can have together. I need to plan more outings. #
• @HitFixDaniel I refer to it as the "British actor full employment act." in reply to HitFixDaniel #
• Wow. Welcome to 2010, batshit-insane people: http://bit.ly/88fpPR #
• Awesome, on the mark review of Avatar: http://bit.ly/6OvlDQ Except the British Channing Tatum *is* Australian, dude. #

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