• I wish my novel would write itself, so I could go ahead and read it (and not have to work out the difficult bits by myself). #

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• 10yo: "I'm going to turn you into chicken nuggets!" 7yo: "I am not poultry!" #
• @ebertchicago FYI, your review has introduced images in my head I can't get rid of. Which, just so you know, kinda hurts. in reply to ebertchicago #
• Dear "The Simpsons": Fie on thee for introducing that earworm into our house! Fie, I say! http://bit.ly/chBaD1 #

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• Today's conundrum: how to reconcile scheduled 5-mile run with sudden onset of needing to nap. #
• @MonkeySmash And ruin a good sleep? in reply to MonkeySmash #
• I bought the kids the new Rick Riordan book. Of course, I bought it from iBooks. I will never see the iPad again. #
• The quickest way to get lots of phone calls: start napping. #
• Am reading a book on synchronicity. Nothing meaningful related to this activity has spontaneously occurred. Maybe when I least expect it? #

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• is eating some enchiladas for lunch, because it's Cinco de Mayo. Also, because that's what was available in the freezer. #

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• @pookster These guys don't get picked for the job 'cause they have a high IQ. in reply to pookster #
• @mopie Is that quote meaningful in context, or just as baffling? in reply to mopie #
• Why is there never any chocolate around? And, "Because you already ate it, dummkopf," is not an acceptable answer. #
• @mimont Oh, you are SO MEAN to me!!! *sniff* *feels taunted* in reply to mimont #
• @mimont I have collapsed, am approaching comatose state. in reply to mimont #
• @mimont I may eat two desserts at the fancy restaurant tonight: http://bit.ly/cBEmHR in reply to mimont #
• @TamarBihari I haven't yet really gotten used to typing on it yet. I guess I need to check out the bluetooth keyboard setup. in reply to TamarBihari #
• @pookster The terrorists. They're the gang that couldn't shoot straight. in reply to pookster #

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