• Is wondering how badly a person can behave and have "you have been cold to me lately" be a reasonable excuse. #
• @JeremyShapiro Heh. No, it's from the editors at Gizmodo justifying why they did the iPhone thing. Srsly: http://bit.ly/dge9Kk in reply to JeremyShapiro #

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• @JeremyShapiro I believe few movies NEED to be seen in IMAX, and even fewer in 3D. Yes, I'm one of THOSE moviegoers. in reply to JeremyShapiro #
• Uh, what do you MEAN the kids actually have a half-day today? I kinda had plans. #flexiblecalendar #nothinginstone #
• The smell of brownies is so much better than actually eating them.

  Naw, just funnin' you. #

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• Dear Apple: Plz put homing device on iPad so we can find out where beloved family members hid it this time kthxbai. #
• Downside: chiropractor make Diane cry. Upside: Diane might regain full use of her left shoulder after a few more treatments. #
• @jeremyshapiro Some inspiration to keep you running (or get you back, if you've stopped): http://nyti.ms/dejmeD #
• I really need to see last night's Lost before I spend another second on the Internets. #

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• My 7yo has informed me that the megalodon was 20x larger than the blue whale. If so, all I have to say is: ha ha on YOU, megalodon! #
• @JeremyShapiro Yup. Couldn't have a vegan frapp before. in reply to JeremyShapiro #
• Since giving up our TV feed, the only ads we see at the theater. And…this is almost enough to make me give up seeing movies. #

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• Dear Universe: Plz make electronic/Kindle/iBooks version of Rodale's "The Synonym Finder." Can't carry red book around, can't live w/o it. #
• @simonfirth Best phrase I ever read: "Whenever I heard the phrase 'family values,' I just substitute 'patriarchy' and it works every time." in reply to simonfirth #

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