Archives for April 2010

• Releasing trout frys into a river. Will this make up for all the sushi I ate last night? #
• Nature is cold, dirty, and unpleasant. I prefer my nature on TV, the way God intended. #
• @jimmycarr You know, I missed the word "diet" the first time I read this. FWIW. in reply to jimmycarr #

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• Humans were not meant to walk upright. #herniateddisc #ow #
• @pookster The food, the drink, or both? in reply to pookster #
• @MonkeySmash Being alive, I think. Actually, it happens every time my exercise flags…then I start it up again. SIGH. in reply to MonkeySmash #
• Diane, on the couch, in pain, with a latte. Sounds like a Yuppie-version of "Clue," and yes I just said "Yuppie." #backtothe80s #
• Darin and I are going to buy kitchen appliances tonight. Because date night ROCKS, all you unmarried peoples out there. #

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• In shootout at my local Starbucks. Luckily we were all armed, wired on caffeine. #
• Guy at table next to me has first iPad I've seen in the wild. Man, can he type on that thing. #
• Real journalists welcome the opportunity to go to jail to prove their journalistic ethics! #
• Of course they had to go and find a link between chocolate and depression. OF COURSE. http://bit.ly/cQxqdJ #

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