• @kuuipo1207 They're simply telling you what kind of person THEY are, because they can't imagine anyone being any other way. in reply to kuuipo1207 #
• My friend @ottok says I'm a piker, but this is the first time this has ever happened to one of my cars: http://yfrog.com/5nnzfj #
• @terpcj The car is about to turn 8yo. It's 2 weeks older than my boy! Sniff. in reply to terpcj #
• @terpcj As many as he can before he keels over, naps. in reply to terpcj #
• @terpcj I think I've done 28k just in field trips alone. in reply to terpcj #
• I said, "Honey, I need to install 1 gig of software." So he handed me his keyring and I was done in about 3 minutes. #livinginthefuture #

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• @kuuipo1207 They're simply telling you what kind of person THEY are, because they can't imagine anyone being any other way. in reply to kuuipo1207 #
• My friend @ottok says I'm a piker, but this is the first time this has ever happened to one of my cars: http://yfrog.com/5nnzfj #
• @terpcj The car is about to turn 8yo. It's 2 weeks older than my boy! Sniff. in reply to terpcj #
• @terpcj As many as he can before he keels over, naps. in reply to terpcj #
• @terpcj I think I've done 28k just in field trips alone. in reply to terpcj #
• I said, "Honey, I need to install 1 gig of software." So he handed me his keyring and I was done in about 3 minutes. #livinginthefuture #

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• @pookster I don't have a physical Kindle. I use the Kindle app on my iPhone and on the iPad in reply to pookster #

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• Releasing trout frys into a river. Will this make up for all the sushi I ate last night? #
• Nature is cold, dirty, and unpleasant. I prefer my nature on TV, the way God intended. #
• @jimmycarr You know, I missed the word "diet" the first time I read this. FWIW. in reply to jimmycarr #

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• Humans were not meant to walk upright. #herniateddisc #ow #
• @pookster The food, the drink, or both? in reply to pookster #
• @MonkeySmash Being alive, I think. Actually, it happens every time my exercise flags…then I start it up again. SIGH. in reply to MonkeySmash #
• Diane, on the couch, in pain, with a latte. Sounds like a Yuppie-version of "Clue," and yes I just said "Yuppie." #backtothe80s #
• Darin and I are going to buy kitchen appliances tonight. Because date night ROCKS, all you unmarried peoples out there. #

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