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Finally! A reality show for everyone!

Posted on April 14, 2005 Written by Diane

I fully expect all of my friends to sign up for this in lieu of, you know, developing craft:

Casting Call For Reality TV Show Contestants…

“At Last, You Could Become America’s Next Best Selling Author and Reality Show TV Celebrity!”

The newest reality TV show, Book Millionaire, is providing applications and holding casting calls for people who want to become published authors or those who are published and want to achieve best selling status.

Eight people with dreams of seeing their book ideas become published and being the next author launched to best selling and celebrity status will meet Book Millionaire‘s Publishing Committee during July 2005 to start filming of Book Millionaire Reality TV Show.

Here’s your chance to finally become America’s next Best Selling Author and Reality Show TV Celebrity! We are scouting for the next group of candidates for America’s hottest new reality show. Act now. Picture yourself featured on national television sharing your story, writing, book-to-be or book with millions of people showing you have what it takes to be America’s next Best Selling Author and Book Millionaire.

At last…

Why do I find myself hoping this is some kind of Internet scam and not an actual show?

Update: Lee Goldberg has a longer analysis of this.

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Filed Under: Apocalypse Nigh, Books and Magazines, TV

Comments

  1. Kent says

    April 16, 2005 at 3:22 am

    Do you know example?

    Strange enteties amongst the 1s and 0s, diane…

    give me your thoughts on this small piece of cheese:

    Diction is Fiction and Latin is Passion.

    Do you dance between being a protective mother and a friend that gives keys of wonder to her children?

    Alas, many muses have I, so I leave with this:
    keep up the good work, soldier.

    love,
    Kent

  2. darrell dorsett says

    February 4, 2007 at 9:47 am

    Synopsis for a reality show proposal

    Author Name: Mc theory
    Genre: Reality Series
    Title: Music Video Makers\”

    Logline Making the Videos” meets “American Idol”

    Synopsis:
    Six songwriters/singers will be brought together to shot their own music video based on their original song. In this series, a pool of qualify student film director will be selected by the singer/songwriter. The student directors will be equip with digital music video equipment and along with limited funds has to shots a professionally recorded music video in a short time.

    The song writer/singer has to hire dances and schedule all the recording session. The Show concept can be based on a two days or one week completion date.

    In-fighting, tensions escalating, funds runs shortage, the director and singer/songwriters starts feeling the pressure.
    People are cast. Hearts are broken, hopes are sparked.
    The panic level increase as the dead line is reach, cast, choreography, and production are turned on its tail at the final hour.

    Judges for the music videos will be by a selected panel and a selection of a winner will be bases on music radio friendly (33 1/3%), lyrics and music (33 1/3%), video presentation and creativity (33 1/3%).

    Final Episode: The winning music video competes with other past show winners and the home viewers help decides the final winner by voting.

    Copyrighted@2007
    Mcnair_theory@hotmail.com

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