• Augh! My husband is phoneless. How did we ever live in a time when people were not reachable 24/7? #
• @donmelton Get that man his new iPhone!!! #
• I burned my back really, really badly yesterday. Ouch. #
• @nsmonkeygirl Oh no! Waaaah!! #
• @jeffsoesbe Why scary and frightening? Are they knifing one another? #

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• You know what’s weird? Finding out about your husband’s day at work via his boss’s tweets. Welcome to the 21st Century! #
• A day at Raging Waters. I am: waterlogged! #
• Could anyone out there who works in the vicinity of my husband please to inform him I’m trying to get a hold of him? Kthxbye. #

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• @MitchAdler Darin sez: “Your sister-in-law is experiencing serious Ron envy.” #
• Does not get Olympic fever. #
• Tropic Thunder: I was in tears before the Dreamworks logo came up. #
• Is trying to imagine how bummed out she’d be at this news if she HADN’T just worked out and raised her endorphins. #

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