• A woman at the nail salon is bragging that she's too much for anyone to handle. She doesn't realize how true this is. #
• @donmelton And stops, presumably when you want it to. in reply to donmelton #
• I have had lots of tea today: Persian, green, Good Earth. I have had very little coffee. That sound you hear? The world ending. (I'm sorry.) #

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• @moryan I admit you almost had me unfollowing you after that tweet. in reply to moryan #

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• Would like minions to chop wood and carry water for her today, please. #
• @terpcj I'm saying Please to the universe. It's a good day for minions if I let them live. in reply to terpcj #
• @moryan Wow. Just…zomg. in reply to moryan #
• Dear NBC: Chuck S.3 has started. It is not on iTunes yet. Please let me pay you $, or I will do illegal things. This is Econ 101. #
• Srsly, NBC: it's a show about an Uber-Nerd. Do. The. Math. and put it on iTunes. <smacks forehead> I'm talking to NBC about logic? #chuck #

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