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School day

Posted on December 8, 2005 Written by Diane

Simon is home with me two days a week: Mondays and Thursdays. I made Thursday my volunteer-at-Sophia’s-kindergarten day — give Simon exposure to kindergarten, let him play a little with the big kids, give me something to do during the day when I have him. (Yes. I am selfish enough to keep the days when both of them are in school for myself.)

What do I do when I volunteer? Mostly, clerical stuff. Marvin the Robot Voice: Brain the size of a planet, and I do photocopying. I photocopy pictures for class projects. I collate papers for the students’ files. I stick handouts into the students’ bookbags. I cut out poems for projects with scrapbooking scissors that have various edges — today was the “Sunflower” design. I couldn’t cut with a scissors to make an interesting design when I was in school and I haven’t gotten any better at it in the meantime.

Meanwhile, Simon is either on the K playground, which he has to himself until recess, or near me playing with the boxes of blocks they keep in the manipulatives section (used for counting and sorting in math). He also enjoys, on the nicer, warmer days, sitting at one of the “big kids” tables and eating his lunch. He likes paging through the books in the classroom’s library. His favorite is the I Spy books, and he insists I read one to him, which I do before we leave.

One of the things I love about doing the work is spending a little time watching Sophia’s class in session. Watching how the kids and teacher interact. Watching how Sophia behaves — she usually forgets I’m there after a while. Whenever the teacher asks a question, whether about the book he’s reading, or about doing the calendar, or math, Sophia raises her hand to answer. Sometimes she gets so excited she just blurts out the answer. It’s interesting watching the way she behaves — which I have generalized in my mind to “the way all five-year-olds behave” — with the way her peers do. The differences, the similarities. One of the things the teacher has said is great about Sophia is how verbal she is, talking to everyone, articulating her ideas.

I only stay there an hour, which means I don’t get terribly much done. (Less, if the photocopier is acting up, the way it was one week.) But Simon starts to go stir-crazy after an hour, whether from lack of running around screaming or from hunger or from simple tiredness.

There are still times I wish I could home-school. But I don’t have the temperament for it, at least not right now. I don’t doubt that I could do it, but currently this school is working well for us, and more importantly, for Sophia. And I like being a small, hour-long part of it every week.

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Let sleeping babies lie

Posted on November 12, 2005 Written by Diane

I was reading something the other day — possibly about Baby Freebird — when I said to Darin, “I miss sleeping with the babies. I mean, I know that after a while it made me crazy, but I miss listening to them breathe and cuddling with them.”

He nodded. “And that’s one of the reasons why some families end up with four or five kids.”

Strangely, Simon has crawled into bed with us every night since I said this, and I’m pretty sure he was nowhere around when I did.

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Two Halloweens

Posted on November 1, 2005 Written by Diane

Sophia and Simon went out for Halloween last night. (Of course, it occurs to me right now I didn’t get pictures of them. Sigh.) She was Cinderella; he was Buzz Lightyear. We did approximately 3 million houses last night.

Simon was quite shy and scared at first, particularly with some of the houses around here that get all dolled up for the occasion: giant spiders hanging from the roof, spooky music, dry ice. But after a while he discovered the magic of the occasion: he could go up to a door, knock on it, say a short, simple phrase, and the person in the house would give him something. He didn’t even seem to care that it was candy. Getting something seemed to be the pinnacle of his existence.

And here’s why I tell everyone that I don’t have to save for Sophia’s college education, I have to save for her graduate school. I told the kids, “Okay, after we finish trick-or-treating, you can have one piece of candy and then it’s time to get ready for bed.”

A sly smile. “But Mommy, what if the package has more than one piece of candy?”

Great. I’m going to need to start outlining everything in detail and get all parties to sign off before we can hit the road next year.

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