• @pookster These guys don't get picked for the job 'cause they have a high IQ. in reply to pookster #
• @mopie Is that quote meaningful in context, or just as baffling? in reply to mopie #
• Why is there never any chocolate around? And, "Because you already ate it, dummkopf," is not an acceptable answer. #
• @mimont Oh, you are SO MEAN to me!!! *sniff* *feels taunted* in reply to mimont #
• @mimont I have collapsed, am approaching comatose state. in reply to mimont #
• @mimont I may eat two desserts at the fancy restaurant tonight: http://bit.ly/cBEmHR in reply to mimont #
• @TamarBihari I haven't yet really gotten used to typing on it yet. I guess I need to check out the bluetooth keyboard setup. in reply to TamarBihari #
• @pookster The terrorists. They're the gang that couldn't shoot straight. in reply to pookster #

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• Typical morning convo:
  Me, taking cinnamon roll: "Thank you, young padawan."
  The 7yo: "For one, I'm not a padawan. Second, you're welcome" #

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• @kuuipo1207 They're simply telling you what kind of person THEY are, because they can't imagine anyone being any other way. in reply to kuuipo1207 #
• My friend @ottok says I'm a piker, but this is the first time this has ever happened to one of my cars: http://yfrog.com/5nnzfj #
• @terpcj The car is about to turn 8yo. It's 2 weeks older than my boy! Sniff. in reply to terpcj #
• @terpcj As many as he can before he keels over, naps. in reply to terpcj #
• @terpcj I think I've done 28k just in field trips alone. in reply to terpcj #
• I said, "Honey, I need to install 1 gig of software." So he handed me his keyring and I was done in about 3 minutes. #livinginthefuture #

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