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Where the pumpquins are

Posted on January 24, 2003 Written by Diane

Yesterday in the car Sophia was narrating our drive, as she so often does, and she said, “That car is like my car!” And indeed, another Honda Odyssey was tooling along slightly ahead of us on the freeway. Sophia, car enthusiast.

For those of you keeping track of my car purchases, shortly before Simon was born we traded in this car:

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for this car:

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And I am so happy we did. I love my minivan. I am such a suburban soccer mom. I was so amazingly happy to get rid of my SUV. They’re expensive to operate to begin with, and if you so much as look at a Mercedes the wrong way it costs you $1000. And it was small, so our family would barely fit in it—forget having a friend or two along with. A while back—a few months? a couple of years? time is not my strong suit these days—I read a tongue-in-cheek essay about the differences between SUV owners and minivan owners, and one of the differences is SUV owners want to keep their families insular from the world in their SUVs, whereas minivan owners want to bring the whole damn team along with in their van. And that about sums up why we wanted a minivan instead of an SUV.

Now we want to get rid of our gigantic sedan and get a Prius instead. It’s small, and not a good family car, but excellent for one person or one person and one child to run errands and, given how much our second car gets used, a hell of a lot cheaper to own and operate. Anybody out there need a dark blue 1996 Mercedes E320?

Anyhow, we were driving and Sophia was chattering on, describing everything she saw, when she said the following:

That’s where the pumpquins i–are.

Even a week ago she would have said “is” instead of “are,” but yesterday she switched mid-sentence. I don’t know how common this is during this stage, but I was astounded.

She still says “pumpquins,” though. Of course, I think this is insanely charming, along with “efelants” and “evelator.” I was sad when she stopped saying “dado,” which was her word for strawberry (and we have no idea where it came from). She says “strawberries” quite clearly now, especially when she wants them for breakfast or in her lunch.

I know: I should be happy when she speaks standard English. But little kid English is fun while it lasts.

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Adaptation: the review

Posted on January 23, 2003 Written by Diane

The subject of Adaptation came up in the comments section of my post about Catch Me If You Can, so without further ado—well, actually a week of ado, but who’s counting?—here are my deathless thoughts on Adaptation.

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Darin and I have not been having an easy time of it, movie-wise, since Sophia was born. It’s been a combination of not having enough time, having different priorities, and living through one of the suckiest periods in American cinema.

What’s been strange is that a lot of the movies we’ve seen have been critically acclaimed and we’ve still hated them. In the middle of Amélie Darin turned to me and said, “Do you think we’re just out of the habit of watching movies?” And he asked at almost the exact moment I was thinking, “Holy crap, this is the biggest movie in French history?” (Call me wacky, but I don’t enjoy movies that find stalkers “fun.” And the prologue, which explained how Amélie got to be the way she was, was so deeply unpleasant for me I was simply predisposed to dislike the rest of the movie.)

Every review we’d heard about Adaptation had been so overwhelmingly positive. You’d think we’d have learned our lesson on believing reviews after Mulholland Drive (Hated it! And yes, I understood it just fine—I still thought it was pretentious artistic crap), Amélie, Sexy Beast, AI: Artificial Intelligence (I want the 18 hours of my life that movie sucked away back), or Donnie Darko (well, actually, Darin saw that one without me, but I’ll take his word for it).

You’d think we’d learn our lesson, but you’d be so wrong.
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The Scorecard of Evil

Posted on January 22, 2003 Written by Diane

By the way, if you’ve been trying to keep track of the amazingly evil (and amazingly uncommented-on) doings of the Bush Restoration, check out

The Wage Slave Scorecard of Evil

One stop shopping for pointers to the execrable, the egregious, and the utterly outrageous.

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