Darin points out that the supremely stupid Maureen Dowd column (redundancy alert!) about Twitter contains the following exchange:
ME: Do you ever think “I don’t care that my friend is having a hamburger?â€
BIZ: If I said I was eating a hamburger, Evan would be surprised because I’m a vegan.
Enough with the burgers already. We need to find a new standard food.
(Admittedly, Biz’s response is somewhat of a non-sequitur. Okay, more than just somewhat.)