Nobody Knows Anything

• Most of what you read in the paper, while hilarious, is in fact totally false: http://www.shinycore.com/picsay/blog/ #

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• OMG if this is what 8 years old is like, 14 years old is going to be a BLAST. (Yes, that was sarcasm.) #

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• is watching a recorded political speech. #
• Oh yeah — I wanna be the guy who has to speak FOLLOWING Barack Obama. #
• The more I read about this, the worse McCain’s pick sounds. Talk about political hackery. #
• I will admit that when I first heard about it, I thought, “Michael Palin?” Then my hopes were dashed. #
• Wondering if there’s an upper limit to how much time kids can be in a pool #
• @mimont Why is plagiarism funny? Or is it just because they’re romance authors so it doesn’t count? #

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• Rewriting my play to make the ex-boyfriend into an ex-girlfriend. Not surprisingly, this changes quite a bit. I am swearing out loud. #
• @rtsuk Um, no. You can understand why this is problematic. #
• @rtsuk You are welcome to read it if you need to. #
• My HRM says Simon’s bpm is 200+. I think this is probably wrong. #

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• @rtsuk Waaaah. My sabotage plan: FAIL. #
• I didn’t see Hillary’s speech, and from their tweets @gruber and @d_fienberg didn’t see the same one. #
• Is diligently working on an outline for a novel probably no one will ever want to read, but is finally having fun at it anyhow. #
• Poolside. It’s maybe 103 Celsius out. Sometimes I wonder what I like about CA so much. #

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• Horrible irony dept: Author of “100 Things to Do Before You Die” dies at home after a fall: http://tinyurl.com/5c8h9r #

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• Apparently every mother in the greater San Jose area left back-to-school shopping until today. Including me. “Whoops.” #
• @donmelton What does “too much caffeine” mean? #
• Overheard in locker room: Don Draper for President #

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• Apparently every mother in the greater San Jose area left back-to-school shopping until today. Including me. “Whoops.” #
• @donmelton What does “too much caffeine” mean? #
• Overheard in locker room: Don Draper for President #

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• Sunday morning: croissants, coffees, web sudoku. Seriously, a perfect way to start the day. #

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• Looking forward to doing the bills. (That was sarcasm, people.) #
• In order to process the payment over the phone, AT&T Universal wanted a $14.95 fee to process a $0.50 balance. Yeah, I declined. #
• Just discovered our bank made a withdrawal error to the tune of $7500. And here I was wondering, Do I really spend like crazy? Um, NO. #
• Usually when I lose my temper with a service rep I apologize. Not this time. #

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