• I would kill for some half decent coffee at this point. Maxwell House owns this part of the world. #
• My first royal decree: all touristy areas shall have plenty of fluff n fold places available. #

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• How do you explain to kids why that shop is named “Spank the Monkey”? #
• I look at a map and think, Oh noes! This drive will take forever! And it takes five minutes. I think distances are shorter here. #
• Just ordered a cranberry juice and vodka and said, “I can’t remember the name.” The waitress burst out laughing. #

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• Darin showing kids how to use Midomi via “Last train to Clarksville.” #
• Simon insists on having his “New York” moleskine everywhere so he can journal what we’re up to all the time. He needs Twitter! #
• Would someone please write me a “Cafe Finder” iPhone app? Notes your current location, tells you every cafe within, say, 1 mile? Kthxbye. #

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• Why did they fill the app store with crack-filled bonbons? O why? #
• Lowest cost car rental at Hertz? Toyota Highlander. Inverse relationship btw fuel efficiency and rental price. #
• @TamarBihari When they pry my cold dead fingers from the keyboard. Or we get them iPod touches. #
• Twitterific on my iPhone totally broken and unusable. Trying to get twittelator. #
• When are hotels going to realize that they should advertise free wifi? OTOH: when are they going to realize pay wifi is a negative? #

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• Neat: my phone says I have to connect to iTunes. iTunes Store: overloaded. Now my iPhone can only make emergency calls. I am: not happy. #
• There was a huge line at the local Apple store this morning, which did make me happy. #
• And if I’d installed the leaked software yesterday and registered then, I could use my phone. This is: bad planning. #
• iPhone: updated. App store: like crack. My kids: never letting iPhone out of their hands again. #

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