• @rtsuk So how was Sugar Butter Flour, dude? #
• I am a good person for doing all of these bills. Therefore, I deserve a Lacanche range. (Shhh. Don’t mess with my logic.) #

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• Simon has begun his writing career with lengthy Super Mario fanfiction. #
• O irony: at Wall-E, a movie about trash, they give out watches to the kids in attendance. #

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• First 6 mile run in a looooong time. Managed to survive. Still finished about 18 hours behind my friends tho’. #

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• Wondering why photography is banned at a kids dance recital. #
• Just found out an email I sent last night vanished into the ether. I hope you didn’t wait for me at Rancho too long! #
• The kids just called themselves “couch potatoes” and Daddy a “computer potato.” #

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• More ranges. Ovens. Cooktops. Eyes: glazing over. Refrigerator drawers! Cool. #

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