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The Onion, as always, rocks

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Headline for this week’s issue: God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again. Plus: “Nation’s Politicians Applaud Great Job They’re Doing.”

These guys totally deserved a Pulitzer for their 9/11 issue. Looks like they’ve scored again.

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  1. It’s all good, but this is the best part:

    Radio stations still in operation are advising store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against marauding blacks looting gun shops.