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Break me a fucking give

Posted on May 17, 2005 Written by Diane

Now this is a movie review: Anthony Lane of The New Yorker reviews “Revenge of the Sith.”

What can you say about a civilization where people zip from one solar system to the next as if they were changing their socks but where a woman fails to register for an ultrasound, and thus to realize that she is carrying twins until she is about to give birth? Mind you, how Padmé got pregnant is anybody’s guess, although I’m prepared to wager that it involved Anakin nipping into a broom closet with a warm glass jar and a copy of Ewok Babes. After all, the Lucasian universe is drained of all reference to bodily functions. Nobody ingests or excretes. Language remains unblue. Smoking and cursing are out of bounds, as is drunkenness, although personally I wouldn’t go near the place without a hip flask.

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Tough talkin’ in Washington

Posted on May 17, 2005 Written by Diane

George Galloway, British MP, lambastes a US Senator (Norm Coleman, I believe) in no uncertain terms.

Damn, I wish we had a straight talker like him in Washington.

Update: I loved a comment I saw on one blog: Schwarzenegger amendment? Bring it on! Run George Galloway!

The Guardian has an article detailing Mr. Galloway’s Excellent Adventure.

Everyone’s favorite bit:

Before the hearing began, the Respect MP for Bethnal Green and Bow even had some scorn left over to bestow generously upon the pro-war writer Christopher Hitchens. “You’re a drink-soaked former Trotskyist popinjay,” Mr Galloway in formed him. “Your hands are shaking. You badly need another drink,” he added later, ignoring Mr Hitchens’s questions and staring intently ahead. “And you’re a drink-soaked …” Eventually Mr Hitchens gave up. “You’re a real thug, aren’t you?” he hissed, stalking away.

The Times of London has the complete transcript.

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Arrested Development: renewed!

Posted on May 16, 2005 Written by Diane

Okay, maybe you don’t care, but then you probably have no taste. Arrested Development is the funniest show ever. On an off week I am laughing my ass off at this show, and when they’re firing on all cylinders…well, let’s just say, “Thank God for TiVo,” because otherwise I would miss half the jokes I am laughing so hard.

If you haven’t watched this show before and pick it up via Netflix or something, I’ll point out something that it actually took me a few weeks to notice watching weekly: the clips for the next week’s show never have anything to do with the next week’s show. It’s all continuing the gag.

Via Defamer:

Oh, yeah, lost among the chaos of this morning’s NBC official schedule announcement and more Lohan-related news than we could cut with a credit card, was this announcement that Fox picked up Arrested Development for another season. The press release:

FOX DOES MORE TIME WITH “ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT” ORDERING A FULL THIRD SEASON
FOX gets ARRESTED again. The network has ordered a third full season of the Emmy Award-winning comedy series ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, it was announced today by Peter Liguori, President, Entertainment for Fox Broadcasting Company.

“ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT is one of the best comedies on television. The decision to order another season becomes easy when you consider its amazing cast, creative brilliance, critical acclaim and advertiser appeal,” said Liguori. “It’s my first official pick-up since taking the job, and I think it’s a great way to start.”

Evidently Jason Bateman used to be some sort of child star. Don’t know, never saw him. He’s hot now, though. Go check ‘im out. He’s also the funniest straight man—in the comedy-sense of the term; no idea about his private life—on TV, keeping things absolutely grounded while the people around him are flying through the stratosphere.

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