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Stolen Kerry-Edwards sign

Posted on November 1, 2004 Written by Diane

I just noticed someone stole our Kerry-Edwards sign. Must have happened last night, when there was plenty going on and no one to notice.

They’re stealing signs in my neighborhood? Not exactly the ritzy neighborhood ever, but it’s pretty up there…and it’s pretty Democratic. These guys must be very, very worried.

Hey, sign-stealers: when you have to steal political signs to feel good about yourself? It’s time to get a new hobby. You’re a loser.

Update: The floor guy came by to remeasure the stairs in my house (I am desperate to get hardwood floors in here, because we have the most godawful shade of orange carpeting that has horrible stains in it) and I mentioned the sign getting stolen. He chuckled and told me about how the neighbors on either side of his house had Kerry/Edwards bumperstickers on their cars that got spraypainted with black paint.

Yow. It’s everywhere.

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