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Posted on March 16, 2004 Written by Diane

I read this bit of gossip

WHICH foppish fashionista renowned for his elaborate outfits was literally caught with his pants down at Boy George’s recent birthday bash? The frisky fop was receiving a sex act from three young men at the same time

and I find myself wondering: is the fashionista in question getting one sexual favor from three men at the same time (each getting their licks in, so to speak), or is each providing a different sexual favor? In which case, how does that work? Do you have to be a gymnast? Do you have to plan ahead to figure out who’s going to be doing what? I’m not getting a visual on this, having never gone in for the group grope thing.

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  1. poesy says

    March 18, 2004 at 11:04 am

    This makes me giggle. I’ll have to admit you gave a good visual with your description, I’m thinking “Pretzel Man meets the Triple Threat”. That title ought to sell out quickly. :p

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