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Welcome to Diane Patterson's eclectic blog about what strikes her fancy

The Corn Rules

Posted on April 23, 2004 Written by Diane

To: All Mothers of 2 year oldsRe: The Corn Rules Rule #1: never buy corn. Rule #2: if you violate #1, do not let your son hold the package. Rule #3: if you violate #2, the minute he starts ripping open the package, take it away from him. Rule #4: … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Kids

Warcrack

Posted on April 20, 2004 Written by Diane

My iBook stopped working on Friday evening. Instead of restarting, it would just play three tones and just sit there. This has happened before, and all I had to do was the Power Manager reset combination (on my iBook, shift-control-option-power … [Continue reading]

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Blogs of the famous

Posted on April 11, 2004 Written by Diane

Damn! How come I didn't know about Rance until now? A blog ostensibly by a Hollywood star seeking somewhere anonymous to vent? I don't know if it's for real or not, but given the link I followed from Gawker, I envision Owen Wilson typing away and … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: The Web

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