The movie Darin and I came up with in the car on the way home was funnier, punchier, more coherent…yet still allowed Will Ferrell to do shtick (always funny).
Why I willing went to another Nora Ephron movie I have no idea.
Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste
Via Mahablog, we now have proof positive that the White House doesn’t care about what’s gone on in Iraq any more than they have to.
Tom Cruise knows more than you
Jesus, Other Things that Tom Cruise Knows More About Than You had me literally in tears:
Particle Physics – Regis and Kathie Lee, 5/13/95
“According to the popular theory – don’t interrupt me, Regis – according to the popular theory of Guage and Higgs bosons, for Z bosons the average charged multiplicity formula is {Ncharged} = 21.07 +/- 0.11. Now, I’ve read the history of physics–I have read the histories, looked at the data and you’re being glib, Regis. Glib, glib, glib! Z bosons are not elementary physics particles, but in fact are the proportionate mass-carrying particles for when a thetan leaves the body upon clearing. Believe me, I’ve seen it a thousand times.”
Darin’s staring at me like I’ve totally lost my shit, which I pretty much have. But the article’s hilarious nonetheless.
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