• I would kill for some half decent coffee at this point. Maxwell House owns this part of the world. #
• My first royal decree: all touristy areas shall have plenty of fluff n fold places available. #

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• How do you explain to kids why that shop is named “Spank the Monkey”? #
• I look at a map and think, Oh noes! This drive will take forever! And it takes five minutes. I think distances are shorter here. #
• Just ordered a cranberry juice and vodka and said, “I can’t remember the name.” The waitress burst out laughing. #

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• Darin showing kids how to use Midomi via “Last train to Clarksville.” #
• Simon insists on having his “New York” moleskine everywhere so he can journal what we’re up to all the time. He needs Twitter! #
• Would someone please write me a “Cafe Finder” iPhone app? Notes your current location, tells you every cafe within, say, 1 mile? Kthxbye. #

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