So, I’m discussing John Kerry’s Daily Show appearance in IMs with my friend Otto:
DIANE
Yeah, I thought Kerry was a
little boring, but you know,
I'm not looking to marry him.
OTTO
No, you have Tony Blair for that.
I need less funny friends. Not fewer funny friends. Just less funny ones.
If you pitch straight lines like that into the strike zone, I have to hit them. It’s in the rulebook!
I wish I had more funny friends.
I’m available for a small fee. Act now, and get these steak knives thrown in for free…
Watch out! He’s throwing steak knives!
I need less funny friends.