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A really big shew

Posted on January 5, 2008 Written by Diane

You may have heard about this storm that blew into California recently. All over California at the same time, which is as neat a trick as you are likely to see. Usually the storm has to blow into one part and then move across or down to another part the next day, because we’re a really big state. Apparently, this storm knows from big.

Yesterday our power went out at 9:30am, so I called the painting guy I had an appointment with and said, You know, it’s cold and dark here, let’s postpone. He said, Yeah, I’ve kinda been wondering if I even want to leave my office today. I didn’t need any extra pushing — a café! With lattés and music and people going by! Just what I need on a stormy day!

The lights kept going out at Coffee Society.

I drove back home, where I discovered the Borders was closed and the local café was dark (though packed with people, hilariously enough — no idea what they were all drinking). I bought some sushi at the local market and drove around. Branches down everywhere. I saw one car that had been crushed by a falling tree (wish I’d gotten a picture of that). I listened to a lot of my podcasts of “Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me (the NPR news quiz)” and eventually went to Club Swanky, where the kids were having a holiday day camp. They both seemed okay with having to stay at the club even past the end time of the camp, but by 3pm both of them were like, Time to GO, Mom.

So, what to do? I took them to see Alvin and the Chipmunks, which was cute (not a good movie, per se, but cute, and the kids really liked it). Then we looked for a restaurant — many of them were closed by power outages. I called home, and the voicemail picked up immediately, which meant the power was still out.

We ended up back at the Pruneyard, where everyone had decided to go for dinner last night, so we waited a long time for a table. During dinner, Darin and I decided we should stay at a hotel that night, so he phoned around to a couple of hotels. Nothing doing: either full up, or closed for remodeling.

We drove home, I found one of our flashlights in the pitch black, and I packed us an overnight case. We drove to the hotel around the corner from our house, where they gave us a so-so room (what the hell, we had a place to sleep and it was warm). The kids were at Defcon 5 for a while, until they actually lay down, at which point they were asleep.Darin and I watched the news for a while. Nothing about the Storm of the Century. Lots about Britney Spears, though. Yay.

I also apparently missed some story about tigers at the zoo, but that’s okay: I don’t need to know. Affects my life not at all.

In the morning I called home and the phone rang, which meant the power was back on. So we did what anybody would have done: we went out to find breakfast somewhere. Then we came home, where the kids have permission to play video games all day and have taken us up on that proposition.I hear massive thunder overhead. If we lose power again, though, we’re staying here. A night’s sleep with absolutely no distractions from lights will do us all a world of good.

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I tried to get one, but failed

Posted on July 2, 2007 Written by Diane

Friday afternoon I told Darin I wanted to go to the mall and see the iPhone hysteria first-hand. But then Simon got sick, so that plan was cancelled.

Saturday afternoon we did make it to the mall, because I needed to get a dress for the party that night. While I was off shopping for dress, shoes, and makeup, Darin did such things as go to the Apple store and discover the 8 gig models were already sold out.

Saturday night we went to the big iPhone party up at the Exploratorium, which totally rocked but did not have the party favor I was hoping for. Most of the Apple employees there had iPhones, and 99% of them had gone to their local Apple dealer to buy one. Just in case you’re wondering if the employees believe in the product. And no, they did not serve Kool-Aid at the party.

Sunday morning Darin checked the iPhone website and headed down to Oakridge to get me one. It turned out that Oakridge was totally sold out on Saturday, but for some reason the website didn’t update.

Sunday afternoon all the stores in California had red dots.

I ordered my iPhone from the online store. I’m hoping the estimates for when it will ship are just a wee bit off.

(And I haven’t spotted one in the wild yet, but I keep checking every time I see someone on the phone.)

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Today’s cool discovery

Posted on August 29, 2006 Written by Diane

Now, maybe everyone else in this area drives a whole bunch more than I do and they already knew about this, but I just discovered one of the coolest features of living in this area.

So there we are, driving up Highway 17, heading to 85, and then to Simon’s preschool when BAM! Someone throws something at our car.

Except there aren’t any other cars around. Hmm.

On the connector between 17 and 85 the car starts driving funny and I think, “I bet this is the situation people refer to as ‘a flat tire.'”

I pull out the phone and call the preschool to let them know I’ll be late. Then I dig out my AAA card and get ready to call.

A tow truck pulls up behind us. Oh great, think I, a freelancer. I tell Sophia to remain belted in, just in case. In case of what? I don’t know. But it seems like the prudent maneuver.

The guy comes over to the passenger window and says that he’s with the Freeway Service Patrol and he’d be happy to change my tire for free. Which he proceeds to do in about 15 minutes. He asks me to fill out a little survey form and mail it back at my convenience. And then we’re all done and I continue on my way. I end up being about 10 minutes late picking Simon up.

Coolest. Thing. Ever.

And I don’t have to use up one of my AAA freebies.

If you drive in the Greater Bay Area, you need these guys’ brochure in your glove compartment.

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