Nobody Knows Anything

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Attack of the Clones: the review

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I didn’t see Attack of the Clones when it came out last May. I had felt so badly burned by The Phantom Menace that I decided I wasn’t going to see any more Star Wars movies unless Darin reported back that the movie was worth seeing. He saw Attack of the Clones and said that it was worth going to. I decided to go, but ended up having a baby instead. And after that, I just didn’t find the time.

I didn’t know when I would see it, but then my sister gave Darin the DVD for his birthday, and now we’ve finally settled in to watch it.

I am: underwhelmed.

It’s not as bad as The Phantom Menace. Thank goodness for small favors. There’s a clearer plotline in this one, though that’s not saying much. The acting is almost universally (ha, ha) atrocious and the dialogue is heinous. The visuals are nice, although on television many of the effects look exceedingly cheesy. But the biggest sin of all is the storytelling, which is unbelievably inept.
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Darin: an update

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While I was away from Nobody Knows Anything, Darin’s job situation changed a few times — he was with Eazel, then Eazel was no more, then Darin contracted for a while. Contracting in 2001 was not quite like contracting in 1997. Darin still had plenty of work, but he had to work harder to find it. Yes, I know: we can all hear the world’s tiniest violin playing in the background. But still, when you’re four months pregnant, the lack of consulting jobs worry you just a tad. Not to mention the quite considerable factor of health insurance–

You wanna start a fight with me? Tell me how great the healthcare system is in this country for anyone who isn’t megarich or in the Congress. We were paying $500 a month for what basically came down to catastrophic health insurance and out of pocket for everything else.

(deep breath) (counts to 10) (back to topic)

–So last year around this time, despite being my nauseated from pregnancy and his general reluctance to travel away from me and Fia, I encouraged him to go up to MacWorld and chat with buds he ran into there and he did.

And I am so glad he did. He ran into a few people and reminded them of his existence. Which was good, because a job opened up that he was uniquely suited for and Apple Computer hired him to work long-distance. So he’s back at Apple. Doing what I can’t tell you, at least not yet. (N.B. to anyone from Apple who might read this: of course I don’t know what Darin’s working on. He hasn’t told me either.)

Both of Darin’s brothers work at Apple as well, in very different departments. Mitch works on the iPod, Scott works on Java. I have studied this text intently but there’s nothing in there about “when the three tall eagles from the park of the high lands toil in the service of Steve” or anything like that, so you can all relax.

Given that his brothers live in the Bay Area and my family lives in the Bay Area and Darin’s job is in the Bay Area, we are feeling quite a bit of pull to move back there. There are lots of reasons to go, and plenty of reasons to stay here in Los Angeles too. (A really primary one is: we have a great house here, and in the Bay Area we’d be able to afford what, a trailer?)

In case you hear some ambivalence in this journal about what our future holds, you now know why.