Until now.
I came home yesterday from my shopping expedition.
Me: “Want to see the shoes I bought?”
Darin: “Um…sure, I guess.”
Me: “By which you mean, ‘I’m a man, I could care less.'”
Darin: “Yes, that’s pretty much it.”
Yes, I’m now the woman who buys shoes and then shows them off instead of, you know, just wearing them.
dude, where have you been? You’ve been missed.