Stuff Darin has gotten to miss all these years

Until now.

I came home yesterday from my shopping expedition.

Me: “Want to see the shoes I bought?”

Darin: “Um…sure, I guess.”

Me: “By which you mean, ‘I’m a man, I could care less.’”

Darin: “Yes, that’s pretty much it.”

Yes, I’m now the woman who buys shoes and then shows them off instead of, you know, just wearing them.