My funny, funny friends

5 comments All About Moi

Aug 25

So, I’m discussing John Kerry’s Daily Show appearance in IMs with my friend Otto:

          DIANE
     Yeah, I thought Kerry was a
     little boring, but you know,
     I'm not looking to marry him.

          OTTO     No, you have Tony Blair for that.

I need less funny friends. Not fewer funny friends. Just less funny ones.

5 comments

  1. Otto Kitsinger / August 26, 2004

    If you pitch straight lines like that into the strike zone, I have to hit them. It’s in the rulebook!

  2. A / August 27, 2004

    I wish I had more funny friends.

  3. Otto Kitsinger / August 29, 2004

    I’m available for a small fee. Act now, and get these steak knives thrown in for free…

  4. Diane Patterson / August 30, 2004

    Watch out! He’s throwing steak knives!

  5. Otto Kitsinger / August 30, 2004

    I need less funny friends.