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I am SO in over my head (part 1)

Posted on May 3, 2004 Written by Diane

I swear on whatever semblance of dignity I may have left that this was actually said today:

                  SOPHIA
      Mommy. There is no screaming
      in the car. In the car we use 
      indoor voices. We can scream 
      when we're outside but not when
      we're in the car.

Should I just wave the white flag now, or wait until she’s old enough to challenge me to three card monte?

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Comments

  1. Scott says

    May 4, 2004 at 7:04 am

    Cute!
    Cute is when it happens to you.
    Scary is when it happens to me.

    -Scott

  2. Lil Ostendorf says

    May 4, 2004 at 3:59 pm

    I love it!! I believe every word of it!!!

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