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Funniest Movie Review EVER

Posted on December 16, 2003 Written by Diane

Oh my God. Darin sent me a link to this review of Return of the King on Aint-It-Cool-News, and within two paragraphs I had tears streaming down my cheeks. Warning: the language is NOT work safe (is that an issue, anyone know?). Usually I don’t find things written with gutter language funny, but this is friggin’ hilarious.

(Related: am I the last person in Christendom to notice the relationship in titles between Return of the King and Return of the Jedi?)

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Comments

  1. darby says

    December 16, 2003 at 7:51 pm

    Thank you for that link – you’re right, that WAS hilarious!
    Although, the mind boggles at a Peter Jackson remake of the A-team…
    😮

  2. Su says

    December 17, 2003 at 5:35 am

    A big extended obscene and not very clever gay-joke is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard? For crying out loud.

  3. Frank says

    December 17, 2003 at 2:39 pm

    I was SHOCKED, Shocked to find that I found it funny.. (sort of like my reaction to Pulp Fiction some years back).

    Still, gross shock humor seems to becoming more common….

  4. Another Diane says

    December 18, 2003 at 8:51 am

    I was kinda shocked to find that I *didn’t* find it funny. Oh well, takes all kinds to make a world.

  5. asif says

    January 5, 2004 at 10:47 am

    Agreed, not funny, barely amusing, go outdoors or take up origami instead

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