I am never mentioning a damn thing on this page about my workout plans, ‘kay?
I talk about getting up early to do The Firm…and I never get up again.
I talk about going jogging with the jogging stroller while Sophia’s in preschool…and I never go jogging again.
I talk about how I’m beginning a fitness program at the Y and I’ve gone three days in a row and everything’s superfantastic…and Simon gets sick (he’s had a recurring fever since Friday, po’ thing) and I can’t go to the Y. Okay, until he gets better, true, but I was in a groove here, people.
I will never start a blog documenting weight loss. I would clearly immediately balloon to 573 pounds.