I typed “highest IQ child” into Google (hey, slow afternoon, whaddya want?) and this page came up second in the list. It argues that Jesus Christ clearly had the highest IQ of all time.
Um, okay. Whatever.
(Note: I’m laughing at the author’s determination that clearly Jesus is the best at everything, not at Jesus, okay?)
“Christ does not have a normal body with a gigantic head and gigantic brain inside.”
Now, no matter what I do, whenever anyone mentions Jesus, for the rest of my life, I’m going to imagine him as a guy with a normal body and a gigantic head and a gigantic brain inside.
I was wondering, where did the Dr. get his Ph.D. from? If he doesn’t have a Ph.D then he can’t legally call himself a Dr. right, unless he is a road.