On why Sophia, who’d bumped her leg on the stairs, could not possibly eat the ravioli she herself had picked out in the store:
“Girls who hurt their legs can’t eat pasta.”
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On “MI-5,” the main character lies to his girlfriend yet again about needing to go into the office to do some “computer stuff.”
Me: “What is it with these computer guys, always needing to do work at the last minute…hey, wait a minute!”
Darin: “Yup. You’ve caught me. I’m not really the manager of the Safari project. I am…an International Man of Mystery.”