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I got my sticker

Posted on October 7, 2003 Written by Diane

Dropped Sophia off at school, then drove by the polling place with Simon (who ran around while I did my thing). Got accosted by the LA Times pollster outside (first time that’s ever happened to me!) and happily filled out a questionnaire on how I voted.

I am still stunned we’re even having this stupid election. Hello, I had my chance to vote against Gray Davis last year and I did so—last year was kind of my Year of Voting Anarchically: I voted for Camejo (whose policies I agreed with the most, but usually I don’t vote for third party candidates on principle and I have a sore spot in my heart for the Greens in general), I voted for San Fernando Valley secession, I voted for Hollywood secession. Don’t remember who I voted for for Senator, other than NOT DiFi and NOT the Republican. (I’m sure that comes as a shock.)

What stuns me even more than this election is that people are actually voting for Schwarzenegger. Just in terms of policy…um, does he have one? I don’t do cult of personality voting, I don’t understand why people would just trust that “he’ll do the best for us.” WTF? His chief advisor is Pete “I make Davis look good” Wilson, which should be enough to make any thinking Californian run screaming.

I hope the kids take voting as seriously as Darin and I do. Actually, given the nonsense going on right now—you’ve all heard of Diebold, I presume?—I hope we can still vote when they’re older.

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Filed Under: Politics

10 years

Posted on October 6, 2003 Written by Diane

If you’d told me 10 years ago that 10 years from now not only would Darin and I still be together but we’d have two kids and have moved from the Bay Area to Los Angeles and back again and done whatever else it is we’ve done in 10 years I’d have said,

“Hey, don’t bother me now, it’s time to cut that delicious chocolate wedding cake!”

(Chocolate raspberry, to be exact. Chocolate frosting too. Man, we’ve got to get a cake from that bakery again. Katrina Rozelle. It was in Oakland near Berkeley—or was it in Berkeley?—and that cake rocked. My personal rec: make a wedding cake tasting appointment, bring a friend to play your intended, go in, indulge. Trust me: it’s worth the stain to your immortal soul to lie. And if you’re actually getting married or committed? (Yes, I know: ha.) Forget the fancy Hawaiian vacation; just put all the money into this cake. Trust me.)

Of course, if you’d also told me 10 years ago that that was the last season I’d be a baseball fan, let alone a Giants fan, I would have laughed… At dinner we saw some kind of baseball game on the TV in the bar area and I couldn’t for the life of me tell you who was playing…

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The Golden Age of Schools?

Posted on October 5, 2003 Written by Diane

There was a nice op-ed in the LA Times yesterday by Walt Gardner pointing out that the halcyon golden age of schooling is, in fact, a total myth:

With the fall semester underway across the country, it won’t be long before critics of public education emerge again to wax nostalgic about the better schooling of the past. These sentimentalists yearn for a return to the golden age of education, when we were proud of our schools and what they accomplished.

The trouble is that there never was such an educational Eden. Ever since public schools have existed in this country, they’ve been the subject of complaints that sound very much like those heard today. A fast rewind through the decades serves as an instructive lesson.

As early as 1845, criticism of public schools centered on, of all things, standardized test scores. The first standardized test in the United States was administered in Boston to a group of elite students known as brag scholars. Despite their storied reputation, only 45% of these test takers knew, for example, that water expands when it freezes. Horace Mann, Massachusetts’ secretary of public instruction, was so distressed by their performance that he berated schools for ignoring higher-order thinking skills in favor of rote memorization.

In 1909, Ellwood Cubberly, dean of the Stanford School of Education, bemoaned the inability of American students to function in an ever-more-interdependent world economy. He believed that this shortcoming posed a threat to the nation. During World War I, more than half of Army recruits were unable to write a letter or read a newspaper with ease, prompting officers to question the job that schools were doing.

The National Assn. of Manufacturers charged in 1927 that 40% of high school students couldn’t perform simple arithmetic or accurately express themselves in English. It decried the burden these deficits imposed on employers.

In 1943 the New York Times designed a social studies test, which it gave to 7,000 college freshmen nationwide. Only 29% knew that St. Louis was on the Mississippi River. Many thought that Abraham Lincoln was the first president. The Times concluded that its test results reflected the shoddiness of instruction, which focused on low standards and expectations.

But nothing came close to matching the attack of “A Nation at Risk” in 1983. The Reagan administration-commissioned report alleged that “a rising tide of mediocrity” characterized public education. It vastly overrated the threat to our economy’s preeminence, as time has shown, but its conclusion is still recited as a mantra by many otherwise knowledgeable people.

What these persistent charges underscore is that dissatisfaction with public schools is nothing new. What is different today, however, is the thinly veiled hostility that pervades the latest attack in the form of the No Child Left Behind Act of 2002. Despite its noble-sounding title, the Bush administration’s basic educational initiative goes far beyond its historical counterparts in its punitive approach. It contains a series of nonnegotiable demands that are impossible to meet even under ideal conditions.

By far the most draconian is the provision that by 2014, 100% of students at any public school must be proficient in reading and math on state-developed tests, or the school faces a takeover. If any subgroup — such as non-English-speaking or handicapped students — falls short, the entire school is declared to be failing. It makes no difference if the school has distinguished itself in any other way, including college acceptance rates. All that matters are scores on standardized tests.

At no time in American history has this goal been achieved. Nevertheless, the law is being promoted as the only way to get back to the days when schools were paragons of academic excellence. When was that?

Let’s repeat that one paragraph:

By far the most draconian is the [No Child Left Behind] provision that by 2014, 100% of students at any public school must be proficient in reading and math on state-developed tests, or the school faces a takeover. If any subgroup — such as non-English-speaking or handicapped students — falls short, the entire school is declared to be failing. It makes no difference if the school has distinguished itself in any other way, including college acceptance rates. All that matters are scores on standardized tests.

So in case you were wondering, yes, No Child Left Behind is designed deliberately to declare every single damn school in this nation as failing.

Or get schools to change their definitions of passing radically downward.

We have demanded the schools do something that has never happened in history, and do it in 11 years.

Yeah, I know: things can change. But the standardized tests are here to stay, as are the ridiculous demands by every segment of society. My head hurts. But not as much as my kids’ heads might eventually start to.

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